The [Alleged] Cheaters XI

By Mikhail Ushakoff

ThePublicApology’s chief football correspondent, Mikhail Ushakoff, has compiled the definitive team of past and present English Premier League footballers that, at one stage or another, have found themselves the subject of alleged infidelity.

This publication wishes to clarify that selections for this team were based purely on tabloid coverage these players received over their alleged exploits, not the level/degree of cheating (or whether the alleged cheating actually ever took place). We would like to believe that this team could beat any team from any era:

ST- Stan Collymore

ST- Peter Crouch

ST- Jermain Defoe

AM- Wayne Rooney

LCM- Ryan Giggs

RCM- David Beckham

DM- Frank Lampard

LB- Ashley Cole

CB- John Terry

RB- Joe Cole

GK- David Seaman


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